OK, just started reading fellow marathon swimmer Michelle. Very funny. But this post really caught my eye. I’m sure you can see why.

Life in my swimsuit. Got crabs?

I had to read this post. And it just got funnier. Michelle lists all the things she’s found in her swimsuit. For those not in the know, or for those who only swim in a pool, you must understand that when swimming in open water, women, because of the way God designed them and the way man (in the neutral grammatical sense) designed swimsuits, discover many interesting things in their suits. Sometimes those things are living. And they continue to move, trying sometimes vainly to escape the grip of the well-bosomed female marathon swimmer.

Really. Click on the link above. You have to read her list of items found in her suit. And the picture at the bottom. Imagine fantastic numbers of those things tickling your chest!